Tuesday, September 2, 2008

Accept It

For me, all are fake in this world except 'death' and 'sex'. If you ask me how, I will not be able to explain them. Sorry. They are inexplicable. If you enjoy funny quotes of famous people, here are some famous funny quotes on the two subjects. Simply enjoy them. Don't think too much.

Aesop (620 BC - 560 BC):-It is with our passions, as it is with fire and water, they are good servants but bad masters.

Aimee Mullins:-Confidence is the sexiest thing a woman can have. It's much sexier than any body part.

Alfred Lord Tennyson:-The happiness of a man in this life does not consist in the absence but in the mastery of his passions.

Betty Friedan:-Instead of fulfilling the promise of infinite orgasmic bliss, sex in the America of the feminine mystique is becoming a strangely joyless national compulsion, if not a contemptuous mockery.

Billy Crystal:-Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.

C. S. Lewis:-Mortal lovers must not try to remain at the first step; for lasting passion is the dream of a harlot and from it we wake in despair.

Diane Frolov and Andrew Schneider:-It's just human. We all have the jungle inside of us. We all have wants and needs and desires, strange as they may seem. If you stop to think about it, we're all pretty creative, cooking up all these fantasies. it's like a kind of poetry.

George Burns:-I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.

Joan Rivers:-A man can sleep around, no questions asked, but if a woman makes nineteen or twenty mistakes she's a tramp.

Marlene Dietrich:-In America sex is an obsession, in other parts of the world it is a fact.

R. D. Laing:-Life is a sexually transmitted disease.

Zsa Zsa Gabor:-I know nothing about sex because I was always married.

A. Sachs:-Death is more universal than life; everyone dies but not everyone lives.

John James Ingalls:-In the democracy of the dead all men at last are equal. There is neither rank nor station nor prerogative in the republic of the grave.

John Heywood:-And death makes equal the high and low.

William Mitford:-Men fear death, as if unquestionably the greatest evil, and yet no man knows that it may not be the greatest good.

Walter Scott:-Death--the last sleep? No, it is the final awakening.

Henry Van Dyke:-Some people are so afraid to die that they never begin to live.

Lucan:- The gods conceal from men the happiness of death,that they may endure

Mark Twain:-We owe a deep debt of gratitude to Adam, the first great benefactor of
the human race: he brought death into the world.

Proverb:-Good men must die, but death cannot kill their names.


jana said...

Hhaha, i can't believe these sentences about America are true, are they? I accept almost all of the rest of this text. ;-)

-Oli-LoRe- said...

For my the great difference between sex and death is that I am scared of the death but not of sex. Hahaha :P

Kadri said...

I only agree to 50% but I'm not here to over analyze it all. I'll just leave a quote and move on.

"Life is a sexually transmitted disease with a 100% mortality rate."

Plamena Markova said...

Hm... interesting statement. But I'm not sure. If someone's life is filled with fake stuff the sex will be fake too. So may be there's only death... and birth. Here's one funny quote: "Sex is God's joke on human beings." Bette Davis

The Wanderer said...

bhai saab aap kafi research karke acha toh likhte hain, par mujhe kuch cheezen samajh mein nahin aata...like mahatama gandhi one... :-)

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d rock said...

These are great- I'm glad you took the time to assemble them I don't have to!

"My macrocosm" said...

I definitely agree with your perception regarding love and sex being d only real things;rest is fake..

So true...

However those who want to mask themselves in too much of traditionalism would try to be edified enough and call this a generation of a taboo mind-se!!

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ჩორვენი¹³ said...

Great! some of them are funny